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Puerco del Gordo

big e — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:15:51 +0000

Literally, “pork of the fat guy”. Hmm. I wonder why they named it after me?

M.F.O. 3 Easy and nutritious. Look at me, I’m the poster boy for healthy eating!

Chorizo!!!

big e — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:21:11 +0000

First off, it’s pronounced ” chore eets oh”. I love chorizo, the Mexican spicy sausage. Sold in tubes virtually everywhere, this stuff rocks. Chorizo is so versatile, adding spiciness to just about any dish with meat in it. Of course, it’s great all by itself.

I especially enjoy this with eggs, and as a add-in for tacos. However, if you have an aversion to feeling your nasal passages open with each bite of food, this may not be for you. If you’re watching your fat intake, you’re S.O.L., ‘cuz brother, this ain’t fat free!

Of course, common sense always rules the day. No one should eat chorizo everyday, unless they’re bulking up for the Ukrainian women’s shotput team. Truth be told, it is very fatty- okay, drenched in grease. But the flavor-ooh, that hot, peppery, fat laden, goodness that Quetzalcoatl himself must have created- it’s the stuff meat lovers dream of.

M.F.O. 5 Grease will splatter, the dog will lick the floor, and your glasses will be coated with a fine film. Enjoy!

Glazed Eye Ham Glaze

big e — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:23:38 +0000

I love ham, but hate the crappy glaze included with it. So, with a little experimentation, and more than a few fairly awful ham glazes, I found this works well for me. Exact measurements are not needed here, so save your anal -retentive compulsiveness for sewing. Or brain surgery.

MFO: 1, one bowl, that’s it. Just like the Army snipers’ credo, “1 shot, 1 kill”

Barely Legal Brown Sugar Bacon

big e — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:04:56 +0000

Dude, this one screams outlandish. This stuff is like seeing your ex- girlfriend at the state fair with some drunken hillbilly, who’s missing all his teeth and drooling. It doesn’t even matter if he’s drooling because he drank too many Milwaukee’s Bests. All that matters is that that lying, self-absorbed, good-for-nothin’ hussy looks foolish babysitting a grown man. Karma is awesome!

MFO: 1? Maybe. Unless you have the hand-eye coordination of a blind, double amputee, there should only be a broiler pan to clean.

“Say What!?!” Pork Chop

l33b0 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:06:11 +0000

What the hell, Who let this guy in the Kitchen!?!
Mess Factor Of: 3 – You gotta just try this. What a mess of deliciousness!

Campfire Pork Chops

l33b0 — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:42:14 +0000

Quick and Easy! But Dangerous!!!
Mess Factor Of: 2 Unless you cut your fingers off!
Supplemental Mess Factor Of: 12 If hospitalization is required!!