Sexual Chocolate
Auntie Gertie sent this one to me with a very disturbing note:
“Dear Favorite Nephew,
Enclosed you will find a fantastic dessert to share with your new girlfriend. It’s something I whipped up at Woodstock, and was a smash hit. Of course, Hendrix wanted to smear it all over me, but Santana kept pushing his way in between us. Finally, I just had to have them both stop- I was exhausted! Enjoy!”
I now have recurring nightmares of rock stars violating my “personal space”, chasing me with ladles of chocolate sauce. Intensive therapy, here I come. Yay!
- Ingredients: 1/2 cup butter. 4 squares unsweetened chocolate. 3 cups sugar. 1/2 tsp. salt. 2/3 cup of evaporated milk
- Cooking Instructions: Melt butter and chocolate squares in double boiler. ( see bottom for instructions) Slowly add the sugar, stirring as you add. Add salt. Slowly stir in the evaporated milk, and allow to cook for about 20 minutes.
- Double Boiler: The easiest way to make a double boiler is to fill a pot 1/2 way with water and place a thick glass bowl over the top. The water should not touch the bottom of the bowl. You then place the chocolate in the bottom of the glass bowl, allowing the heat from the gently boiling water below to melt the chocolate. This method allows for melting the chocolate, without actually changing the composition of the ingredients in the chocolate.
- Disclaimer:: Aunt Gertie was a hippie, and therefore, some of what she remembers might be a little "fuzzy". While I don't doubt she was at Woodstock, I'm kind of hoping No one really smeared this sauce on her. Ugh! the visual!
This entry was posted
on Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm and is filed under Dessert.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
Leave a Comment